So one night, we are ready to go into infinite space in search of a form of intelligent life on a planet. As the planets are traveling companions of stars, is obviously better to travel at night when the stars are easily identifiable.
To succeed in our business, we will, as you know, teleportation is to say that atoms, which are the subject of our body, stand out in a way the body to reconstitute elsewhere . It's like the rabbit disappears from the hand of the magician to instantly find his hat. Quite simply, it seems, because the astronauts are commonly Star Trek.
Yes, you can store your clothing is immaterial at the same time as your body. No, no need to dress warmly because we choose just the planets at a safe distance from their stars for not Grill or we refrigerate. Is there such planets? Yes, surely, among the billions of billions of planets in the universe. Choose which planets? Do not worry with it: NASA has provided me a list. How do we reach our destination? Just think of the planet where one wants to land and, bingo, here we are. Do I need a cab trip? No, but we have a cabin on board of dematerialization that we assemble for departures. The cabin, however, is immaterial at the same time that we restore to the point. We shall need all our travels. Where shall we find such a cabin? Nothing could be easier, I have a friend astrophysicist who has hacked me one, inspired, he said, the confessional glass of Cardinal Ouellet. We will publish the results of this fantastic experience? Yes, I will keep a journal that I publish and which will undoubtedly have a major impact. We share the revenue of publication.
... Any other questions? No? Are you ready? Well, the night is beautiful, then drive ... do you ladies ...
Excerpts from Journey to the End of the Universe made in March 2010 by "Team Type 1":
... After many stops on all planets are more unusual and beautiful than others is ultimately in the constellation Sagittarius that we have found the planet blessed that we wanted. By placing the foot, we knew immediately it was the right planet. The beauty of the place was breathtaking: vast forests with trees of all species and sufficiently identified so that we could move freely, vast grasslands dotted with an endless variety of flowers, birds with multicolored wings, sparkling blue waters under a Mediterranean sun ... The dream, I tell you, the dream. Our astonishment was at its peak when we crossed the animals. Those on earth, were regarded as dangerous carnivores, were here as peaceful herbivores. The lions did not eat the deer grazed beside them ... and neither have the astronauts. (We learned later that this is a sign that we recognize the earthly paradise).
We walked a long time in this enchanting without meeting a soul. This is the approach of a wonderful garden that we understood at last what this dreamland. A large poster announced:
"Earthly Paradise - 2nd test"
the middle of the garden, two magnificent beings we waited, smiling. So that was it: the Almighty was redone by hand and those two were Adam and Eve the second generation. Two things of great beauty that greeted us warmly and told us they had been warned of our arrival and were waiting for us with joy. They were dressed very briefly as expected but the large leaves they had chosen to hide their sex (they had been warned we were not nudists) were in exquisite taste.
They undertook to show us the places and in front of our pressing questions, we describe their lifestyle. "A dream life, they told us, we lack nothing. We just have to reach out to pick fruits and vegetables without having to grow "and, suiting the action to the word, they guided us on a tour of a corner of their huge garden where trees abounded abounding Fruit of infinite variety. But when We pointed out by our surprise not to see apple, they told us never to heard of fruit with that name. Their lives were truly carefree. They spent their days in long walks on their wonderful planet. They had no noisy neighbors because they were only to live here. No problems with children not because they told us with a hint of sadness in their eyes, they did not.
In turn, they interrogated us. We explained that we were the first generation of humans. That our distant ancestors had disobeyed orders by eating an apple, and then everything had gone wrong. Since that time we had to work to earn our salt, we commit sometimes barbaric wars and endless, many of us were starving, we had prisons to protect us from thieves and killers, in short, it was not always jojo on our small planet. By cons, we also had some good times. There was soccer, racing, freestyle skiing and angling. There were airplanes, television, computers, cinema, mobile phones and line dancing. Then carnivals, picnics with the children, tobogganing and Christmas gifts. And that's without counting the women who loved shopping, fashion shows, the children they Breastfeeding ... and at that time, my wife gave me a nudge in the ribs * because she saw a tear in the eyes of Eve.
We spent a long time together enjoying excellent and delicious fruit nectars.
When it came time to go, Adam discreetly pulled me by the sleeve and whispered in his ear: "On your return, could you give us one or two apples?"
I can not, for time, reveal anything more on our meeting the 2nd type because we allowed our editor.
* My wife has this nasty habit of kicking me in the elbow in the ribs as to blame for having created Adam Eve this way.
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